Wednesday, July 27, 2005
You Know the Drill
The following is an excerpt from a recent office-wide e-mail regarding a fire drill. The message was sent from the office manager as a response to a barrage of questions from the brain-dead stiffs I cohabitate with for 8 hours each weekday:
1. Yes, I know it is very hot outside.
2. No, we are not going to go out there.
3. Yes, as stated in the building notice, we are to report to the stair towers.
4. Yes, it will be hot in there too.
5. No, I can't control any of this.
Yes. . . People seriously asked these questions. They do all of the time. I don't even have a smart ass remark this time.
1. Yes, I know it is very hot outside.
2. No, we are not going to go out there.
3. Yes, as stated in the building notice, we are to report to the stair towers.
4. Yes, it will be hot in there too.
5. No, I can't control any of this.
Yes. . . People seriously asked these questions. They do all of the time. I don't even have a smart ass remark this time.

