Abnormalities of Life

I loved the Super Bowl! Pittsburgh finally won! Their last win was 1980; I was one. The last time they went to the big game, I was 16. But now, I was a beer-drinking (legally this time), football-loving, commercial-laughing fan of the game. While my solo Seattle fan friend is still yet to talk to me after the devastating loss, I have managed to find other ways to occupy my time.

We all saw the hilarious high jinks that are the super bowl commercials. But in case you missed them, you can catch them again here. My favorites are those for Fed Ex, Budweiser (they had a few), and Burger King. But only one has had staying power for the whole week. I've never been a huge fan of Burger King--Wendy's is where it's at--however I've never been so excited to build a burger my way. Condiment clad women making a human sandwich, what could be better! Check out this custom sandwich built just for me by me.

Is that excessive or what? Its so damn cool though. Who needs 5 patties, 5 slices of cheese, and 7 strips of bacon? A guy on the way to the morgue, that's who. If you listen at the end, they tell the girl to watch the ceiling. They've thought of everything! Kudos to you BK. I can't wait until mini movie "Extra Cheese" debuts on February 14.

What goes well with a Whopper? Budweiser of course. My friend sent me this Jewel of a picture yesterday. So below you can find your bonus advertisement for Bud; it was just too good not to share with the masses.

Hot huh? You know at least one of them is someone's mom, if not all of them. So STOP STARING you sicko. I'd guess the middle one as the mom; gravity has been less kind to her. Although the first one can't even button her pants. And lets not talk about the tounges' destination!

Honestly, 40+ women should never do this. But it is really funny nonetheless. I can't wait to see Budweiser pull this ad off for the 2007 Super Bowl! Get 30 of them, have them do a big dancing number, and then jump on top of each other while sharing a huge lilly pad swimming in beer. And then the creepy King from the BK commercials can make a cameo. Oh, cobranding is so fun.

Yes, I'm sick and twisted, and very excessive in my thoughts! But if Budweiser and BK want to take my idea, develop it, and pay me lucrative royalties, I'm totally ok with it.