Friday, March 10, 2006
Graphic Farts
Dear SEPTA:
Seriously? Your passes aren't usually awe-inspiring, but at least they are usually tasteful. Your February pass had bright orange flowers in preparation for the Philadelphia Flower Show. December had a non-denomenational holiday theme. January, while it was a picture of a bus stuck in the snow--not a wise PR move there--at least it was well photographed. I would have been able to show examples of your previous works of art, but Matt has made me start to throw them away in an effort to reduce clutter in my empty spare room. Too bad the clutter is actually in my head, but I digress.
The March 2006 pass is the ugliest thing I've seen since a 7', 300-tooth drag queen in Miami this past October. Observe:
Seriously? Your passes aren't usually awe-inspiring, but at least they are usually tasteful. Your February pass had bright orange flowers in preparation for the Philadelphia Flower Show. December had a non-denomenational holiday theme. January, while it was a picture of a bus stuck in the snow--not a wise PR move there--at least it was well photographed. I would have been able to show examples of your previous works of art, but Matt has made me start to throw them away in an effort to reduce clutter in my empty spare room. Too bad the clutter is actually in my head, but I digress.
The March 2006 pass is the ugliest thing I've seen since a 7', 300-tooth drag queen in Miami this past October. Observe:
Both look very scary. March is keep the seats neat month? Your trains are older than me, I'm lucky they still have seats, let alone keeping them neat and pristine. Insanity is all I can say.
The only good thing that did come out of it is that you inspired everyone to leave a clean recovery place for Trixie. How nice and charitable. Now that you have made me all warm and fuzzy, fire your Graphic Artist!
Sincerely,
The one who enjoys pretty things in life.
# posted by Jay @ 10:03 AM 
