Abnormalities of Life

I had two or three glorious years at Christmas during my youth. I remember the delight of pitting my parents against each other in a war of...

. . . both the real ones and the cartoon ones. The following describes a recent Sunday afternoon. I actually sent this message to my friends...

I stand slightly corrected. During conversation at work today, I forgot that long before Diddy did the recycled track thing, Robert Matthew...

Dear Rihanna: I have a confession. I secretly really like you, despite a growing negative disposition that many of my friends may have again...

If you aren't from the Greater Philadelphia region of our fine US of A, you may not know the term " Wawa ". Similar to a cert...

Ya. I didn't think it was holiday season already. And Christmas 2006 is but a distant memory now. So. . . why is my favorite neighbor De...

When visiting one of my friends over the weekend, I was pulled over for speeding. If at all possible, never have this happen to you if pass...

My firm recently collaborated with another to pull off a major presentation for a large healthcare client. When our forces first convened t...

Have you ever had someone ask a rhetorical question in your presence, but the tone in which it is delivered makes you feel the need to post...

Ah, wintertime. The snow is beginning to fall today on what is potentially our first major storm of the winter. I can’t complain; it is th...

Hollywood can't hold a candle to this one. I went to Wawa on Saturday to buy some Nantucket Nectar Apple Juice—my god, how I’m addicte...

I just finished my tax return. I finally jumped into the computer age and used Turbo Tax. I never found taxes extremely difficult, and act...

I was watching TV last night and saw two commercials back to back, and had to comment on both. I tried finding the first one online but coul...

I know. It has been. . . oh. . . 6 months since I've last posted. My apologies. One of my new year's resolutions is to get back into...

My DSL modem broke. As such, I had to call Verizon to schedule a replacement. I am so angered by the level of inadequate customer service pr...