Abnormalities of Life

A strange look deep into the world of stupid people.

Friday, November 30, 2007

Greed

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I had two or three glorious years at Christmas during my youth. I remember the delight of pitting my parents against each other in a war of...
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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

I hate rodents!

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. . . both the real ones and the cartoon ones. The following describes a recent Sunday afternoon. I actually sent this message to my friends...
Thursday, July 19, 2007

Ri Ri Retracted

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I stand slightly corrected. During conversation at work today, I forgot that long before Diddy did the recycled track thing, Robert Matthew...
Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Ri Ri -ella ella

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Dear Rihanna: I have a confession. I secretly really like you, despite a growing negative disposition that many of my friends may have again...
Monday, July 16, 2007

Wawoah

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If you aren't from the Greater Philadelphia region of our fine US of A, you may not know the term " Wawa ". Similar to a cert...
Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Jingle Bells Jingle . . . oh wait

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Ya. I didn't think it was holiday season already. And Christmas 2006 is but a distant memory now. So. . . why is my favorite neighbor De...
Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Konvict

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When visiting one of my friends over the weekend, I was pulled over for speeding. If at all possible, never have this happen to you if pass...

Tomayto Tomahto

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My firm recently collaborated with another to pull off a major presentation for a large healthcare client. When our forces first convened t...
Friday, March 16, 2007

Tell me why, dammit!

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Have you ever had someone ask a rhetorical question in your presence, but the tone in which it is delivered makes you feel the need to post...
Tuesday, February 13, 2007

She

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Ah, wintertime. The snow is beginning to fall today on what is potentially our first major storm of the winter. I can’t complain; it is th...
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Monday, January 29, 2007

The Best Stories Come From Real Life

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Hollywood can't hold a candle to this one. I went to Wawa on Saturday to buy some Nantucket Nectar Apple Juice—my god, how I’m addicte...
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Security

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I just finished my tax return. I finally jumped into the computer age and used Turbo Tax. I never found taxes extremely difficult, and act...
Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Even DuBois would be Better

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I was watching TV last night and saw two commercials back to back, and had to comment on both. I tried finding the first one online but coul...
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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Happy New Year!

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I know. It has been. . . oh. . . 6 months since I've last posted. My apologies. One of my new year's resolutions is to get back into...
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Thursday, July 06, 2006

Thank you, come Again!

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My DSL modem broke. As such, I had to call Verizon to schedule a replacement. I am so angered by the level of inadequate customer service pr...
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