Abnormalities of Life

Sadly, bathroom humor seems to be a repeating topic among my daily postings. But so long as it continues to be a big hit, I really can't complain.

So I went to Strawbridges yesterday. After drinking what must have been an insane amount of liquid, I was finding myself wandering through the store with that "Gotta Go, Gotta Go, Gotta Go Right Now" song traveling through my head on repeat at max volume.

I find the men's room and see a young five- or six-something run in behind me. Trying to be gentlemenly, I hold the door for him. He then proceeds to run through the restroom and sidle up to the urinal. This wouldn't be so strange if he wasn't three feet tall and went to the toilet that was about 2 and a half feet from the ground. The child-sized toilet next door was clearly the more appropriate size. My question to you America, is why must I use the stall bathroom when this unattentive and unsupervised heathon proceeds to pee all over the bathroom floor due to his shorter-than-the-toilet stature?

I'm just thankful that the weather is getting colder. I luckily didn't wear sandals that day. And luckily, "I don't have to go right now!"